"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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