her vagine was all disorganized.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize