I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
