it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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