Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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