Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Everything about him screamed your future.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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