Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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