names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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