I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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