I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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