the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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