Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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