Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
