i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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