It's just like the Real World with babies
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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