oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Bring me that man meat
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
