If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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