I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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