'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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