I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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