what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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