im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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