It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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