glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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