I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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