know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
So squirting runs in the family.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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