just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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