His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
