Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I think i peed on brittanys purse
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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