DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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