it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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