i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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