found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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