Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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