Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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