I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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