i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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