there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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