so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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