thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
