i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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