The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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