Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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