its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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