please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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