sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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