He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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