This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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