so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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