Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm both gender and math confused
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