It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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