You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
