Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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