I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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