So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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