im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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