i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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