i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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